thought ♣ zen bending

Zen Quotes

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either; just #$!@! off and leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. If you drink, don't park; accidents cause people.
16. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
18. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

thought ♣ strip!

i belly laughed out loud on this one.. <--- even geekier.

this is spot on in multiple ways with me!

enjoy the rest of the clever works of "popstrip!!

thought ♣ domesticating

have you ever thought of what you could make your pet?.. a grizzly? a whale? a mini brontasaurus? ha.. when i was younger all i wanted was a pet dinosaur, a little foot. you know land before time? i figured i couldnt afford enough greenage to feed a full one.. so i settled for the next best thing! anyhow what would you have? the list is endless. allow me to add a couple to the list of possibilities.

~ mr. porcupine!



the spin had me sold, its def high on the lists now!

~ mrs. Lemur!



look at those eyes, how could you deny such a intensely cute innocently looking animal! its amazing to see a "human quality" within the animal kingdom.

~ mrs owl!



i like how birds are vocal and communicate freely with their surroundings, human or naught you can understand what the owl is trying to ask for!.. almost looks drugged like how we are after a good massage!

the list can go one, but so far im adding these up with skunks! ;-)